HISTORY 101: Don't judge past civilizations by the standards of the present day. I look back on the early 90's as even worse than the entire 80's. I remember trying to "Hammer Dance" at the bars and that was like '91 or something. I sure am glad digital cameras weren't around back then!
Even better is the guy openly admitting he's his father. The hair was obviously from his "Loverboy" phase..."the kid is hot tonight! Whoaoa, so hot tonight...but where will he be tomorrow?" Oh yeah, still one of the best athletes on the planet!