Over the weekend I thought I'd be a smartass and wear my Ti Clear Juliets to a friendly card game, the first I've ever done so, I might add. Anyway, even though being a magician I had silky smooth card handling technique and was cheating my ass off with second deals, peeks, bottom deals and stacks, I was still comprehensively thrashed by my co-players. Hell, I even switched in a marked deck to see if my luck would improve and it didn't. It wasn't until some time afterwards i realised my Juliets were showing all the other players my cards and they could call my bluff with total impunity. Anyway, a lesson: never play Poker with Oakleys on.